[Now would probably not be a good time to mention he literally kicked that dog...]
Won't lie, almost didn't make it until some strength I didn't know I had kicked in, thought that was it. The dog came out the most fine, really. And as much of a bloodthirsty arsehole your father might have been, I hope he's still alive. Somewhere. Preferably still far away from me.
Tell me about it though. Talking out loud to his dog, telling it can have my leg bone. Not the best first impression. He's got more than a few screws loose there.
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Won't lie, almost didn't make it until some strength I didn't know I had kicked in, thought that was it. The dog came out the most fine, really. And as much of a bloodthirsty arsehole your father might have been, I hope he's still alive. Somewhere. Preferably still far away from me.
Tell me about it though. Talking out loud to his dog, telling it can have my leg bone. Not the best first impression. He's got more than a few screws loose there.