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[saveyourserpent]

CURRENTLY A PLACEHOLDER

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Liquid Snake here. Leave a message and I'll get back to you, probably. 

Comments

[saveyourserpent]

Oh, lovely.

But I'll take that over dying. Even if I'd come back, the first time was enough.

Was it difficult to put together?

[imaginary_wife]

Incredibly so. Normally humans don't do such a good job with their designer viruses. My compliments to the asshole chef. But I worked it out.

Once it's done I can go about fixing your DNA.

[saveyourserpent]

Well, I'm glad you did. I'll be over straight away.

Hah, it'll be almost like I'm a normal person or something.

[imaginary_wife]

You are a normal person, no matter what your genes are baked up to be. And I'm happy to spite the person that thought they could make you into less.

[She's generous but never let it be said that Doc Yewll can't be her own level of vindictive bitch.]

[saveyourserpent]

I appreciate the sentiment. And the spite. And, you know, all the effort and everything.

[Vindictive is good. In cases like this, anyway.]

[imaginary_wife]

At least this spite works out to the benefit of most people. [She's still resentful she had to "help" the people that created her race for slaves.]

[saveyourserpent]

Even if it didn't, I'd say it's good enough either way. That's just a bit of a bonus.