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CURRENTLY A PLACEHOLDER

BEEP BEEP, CODEC SOUNDS

Liquid Snake here. Leave a message and I'll get back to you, probably.

You did make a bit of a deal about that being the premise, hm?

I WILL NOT DO IT.

vampire dicks is always in the now and the know

DO IT!!!!!!!!1

Is that so. Thank you for the valuable intel.

NEVER. DO IT YOURSELF.

this is stuff you should know as a vaguely worthwhile human being 

YOU DO IT!!!! IT WONT MEAN ANYTHING IF ITS ME CALLING MYSELF

It's not exactly something I devote energy to studying.

IT WON'T MEAN ANYTHING IF IT'S ME SAYING IT EITHER BECAUSE I DON'T BLOODY SAY THAT.

what being a human being and not a walking pube full of crabs

IT WILL MEAN SO MUCH TO ME AND TO THE WORLD
you just said bloody again

Oh, shut up.

Yes, it happens to be a thing I say sometimes! It has zero to do with Australia!

calling it like i see it 

IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT
whats your opinion on kangaroos

If you say so.

Have you ever seen a picture of one? They look like they've got a fight to win.

THEYRE SUCH BADASS FUCKS I WOULDNT WANT TO MESS WITH ONE dont they eat those? thats so fucked up thats the human condition man

I don't really know. I've never exactly got up close and personal with one, and I'm not from there.

hmmmm yeah right

Yeah. Right.

whatever just show up tomorrow 
its on r1 by the dry cleaners with the pidgeons
youll know it when you see it

Do the pigeons belong to the cleaners, or do they just live there?

Don't worry, I'll show up. I always keep my appointments.

as far as they know they might OWN it 

well thats good to know

With the things I've seen on this trip, I wouldn't be surprised.

Yes, you won't have to worry about me not showing up.

agreed 

fine good cool

Then I suppose I'll see you then.