LIQUID'S INBOX

[saveyourserpent]

CURRENTLY A PLACEHOLDER

BEEP BEEP, CODEC SOUNDS

Liquid Snake here. Leave a message and I'll get back to you, probably. 

Comments

[camouflage]

doesnt make what i said any less true plus youre stilla brat

[saveyourserpent]

I don't think you're in any condition to be making judgments either way.

[camouflage]

im FINE unlike ocelot whos trying to prove hes not drunk but he IS if you still dont believe me ask me in the morning

[saveyourserpent]

Because that always works out so well.

Why does Ocelot need to prove that so bad?

[camouflage]

having a contest but we both lost hes just being stubborn

[saveyourserpent]

That would explain a few things.

Although his insistence on weirder situations is a little on the bizarre side. Not that I wasn't expecting the bizarre side.

[camouflage]

not sure what he thinks hes gonna read thats weirder than a guy who controlled bees or his own DAD

[saveyourserpent]

He just kept bloody going on about 'no I'm sure you've seen weirder'

Maybe I'm just not supposed to compete with bees.

[camouflage]

probably means the arm thing

[just drops that casually]

[saveyourserpent]

The arm th

[Oh no.]

BLOODY FUCKING HELL WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ARM THING

[He obviously knows what you mean the arm thing.]

[camouflage]

cutting your arm off or something did you know about that by the way

[saveyourserpent]

YES I KNEW ABOUT THAT WHY DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT???

[camouflage]

kaz told me

[because of course he did]

[saveyourserpent]

[UGH. KAZ. WHY.]

And he thought this was relevant information at the moment???

[camouflage]

that was a while ago last time i was on the moira

[yeah he's known about this shit for a while SORRY]

[saveyourserpent]

And he still thought it was relevant???

[Ugh. Breathe, Liquid.]

It doesn't even bloody matter here. It hasn't happened to Ocelot yet, and I'm back in my own body.

[camouflage]

whatever that means

[what the fuck back in your body???liquid?????? he honestly can't comprehend this kind of Weird Science shit when he's this drunk]

[saveyourserpent]

I'm not a bloody ghost anymore is all it means.

[It's not that hard, dad!!!]

1/2

[camouflage]

[YOU MEAN OCELOT WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU BEING A GODDAMN GHOST]

wait you were actually

[camouflage]

nevermind i dont wanna touch this

[saveyourserpent]

[Wait, uh...]

What the hell did you THINK all of that was???

[camouflage]

I DONT KNOW

[camouflage]

i have to go

[and just like he's drunkenly stumbling to find ocelot to talk to about this]

[saveyourserpent]

...Right.

[WELL THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST CONVERSATION.]