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she was hella hot and tough and fucked a vamp or 2 

well good. keep it that way then
do you really say bloody hell?? and it aint like some put upon airs
ive been wondering

Oh, right, right, I think I'd caught that a few times.

I'm English, you twat. What else am I supposed to say?

ugh so good 

youre the twat you pusspuss 
THATS SO FUCKIN CLICHED BRITISH TOO
besides i thought you were australian

Is that the sort of thing you like, then?

I do not sound Australian! How the hell is that what you came up with?

i mean i guess? it was hard boiled and stuff 

call me right now and say good day mate

Oh, here I thought it was the other hard things you were interested in. My mistake.

I am not going to do that. I am not going to do anything like that.

dicks? youre real cute aintcha 

DO IT

You did make a bit of a deal about that being the premise, hm?

I WILL NOT DO IT.

vampire dicks is always in the now and the know

DO IT!!!!!!!!1

Is that so. Thank you for the valuable intel.

NEVER. DO IT YOURSELF.

this is stuff you should know as a vaguely worthwhile human being 

YOU DO IT!!!! IT WONT MEAN ANYTHING IF ITS ME CALLING MYSELF

It's not exactly something I devote energy to studying.

IT WON'T MEAN ANYTHING IF IT'S ME SAYING IT EITHER BECAUSE I DON'T BLOODY SAY THAT.

what being a human being and not a walking pube full of crabs

IT WILL MEAN SO MUCH TO ME AND TO THE WORLD
you just said bloody again

Oh, shut up.

Yes, it happens to be a thing I say sometimes! It has zero to do with Australia!

calling it like i see it 

IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT
whats your opinion on kangaroos

If you say so.

Have you ever seen a picture of one? They look like they've got a fight to win.

THEYRE SUCH BADASS FUCKS I WOULDNT WANT TO MESS WITH ONE dont they eat those? thats so fucked up thats the human condition man

I don't really know. I've never exactly got up close and personal with one, and I'm not from there.

hmmmm yeah right

Yeah. Right.

whatever just show up tomorrow 
its on r1 by the dry cleaners with the pidgeons
youll know it when you see it

Do the pigeons belong to the cleaners, or do they just live there?

Don't worry, I'll show up. I always keep my appointments.

as far as they know they might OWN it 

well thats good to know

With the things I've seen on this trip, I wouldn't be surprised.

Yes, you won't have to worry about me not showing up.

agreed 

fine good cool

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