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[saveyourserpent]

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Comments

Re: text;

[brokeassgoing]

whatever we both know youre twiddling

what vampire hunting
alright cool good
dont be a shit to the secretary or assistant manager or whatever she wants to be and we'll be good

Re: text;

[saveyourserpent]

I am twiddling nothing.

Having been a vampire, I think I'd rather not hunt them as an occupation.

And I wouldn't dream of it.

Re: text;

[brokeassgoing]

uh huh anywa y

didnt you ever see that tv show? its real popular w/girls or maybe dudes idk

good because if you do i'll straight up kill you.

Re: text;

[saveyourserpent]

Which one? I recall quite a few being something along those lines, but I might be mistaking things.

Normally I'd say something along the lines of 'I'd like to see you try' but it isn't likely to happen in the first place.

Re: text;

[brokeassgoing]

the one with the blonde the best one

you'd see me try if you ever get curious so I advise you don't. how's that

Re: text;

[saveyourserpent]

That sounds vaguely familiar, but hell if I know.

I already said it wasn't going to happen, bloody hell.

Re: text;

[brokeassgoing]

she was hella hot and tough and fucked a vamp or 2

well good. keep it that way then
do you really say bloody hell?? and it aint like some put upon airs
ive been wondering

Re: text;

[saveyourserpent]

Oh, right, right, I think I'd caught that a few times.

I'm English, you twat. What else am I supposed to say?

Re: text;

[brokeassgoing]

ugh so good

youre the twat you pusspuss
THATS SO FUCKIN CLICHED BRITISH TOO
besides i thought you were australian

Re: text;

[saveyourserpent]

Is that the sort of thing you like, then?

I do not sound Australian! How the hell is that what you came up with?

Re: text;

[brokeassgoing]

i mean i guess? it was hard boiled and stuff

call me right now and say good day mate

Re: text;

[saveyourserpent]

Oh, here I thought it was the other hard things you were interested in. My mistake.

I am not going to do that. I am not going to do anything like that.

Re: text;

[brokeassgoing]

dicks? youre real cute aintcha

DO IT

Re: text;

[saveyourserpent]

You did make a bit of a deal about that being the premise, hm?

I WILL NOT DO IT.

Re: text;

[brokeassgoing]

vampire dicks is always in the now and the know

DO IT!!!!!!!!1

Re: text;

[saveyourserpent]

Is that so. Thank you for the valuable intel.

NEVER. DO IT YOURSELF.

Re: text;

[brokeassgoing]

this is stuff you should know as a vaguely worthwhile human being

YOU DO IT!!!! IT WONT MEAN ANYTHING IF ITS ME CALLING MYSELF

Re: text;

[saveyourserpent]

It's not exactly something I devote energy to studying.

IT WON'T MEAN ANYTHING IF IT'S ME SAYING IT EITHER BECAUSE I DON'T BLOODY SAY THAT.

Re: text;

[brokeassgoing]

what being a human being and not a walking pube full of crabs

IT WILL MEAN SO MUCH TO ME AND TO THE WORLD
you just said bloody again

Re: text;

[saveyourserpent]

Oh, shut up.

Yes, it happens to be a thing I say sometimes! It has zero to do with Australia!

Re: text;

[brokeassgoing]

calling it like i see it

IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT
whats your opinion on kangaroos

Re: text;

[saveyourserpent]

If you say so.

Have you ever seen a picture of one? They look like they've got a fight to win.

Re: text;

[brokeassgoing]

THEYRE SUCH BADASS FUCKS I WOULDNT WANT TO MESS WITH ONE dont they eat those? thats so fucked up thats the human condition man

Re: text;

[saveyourserpent]

I don't really know. I've never exactly got up close and personal with one, and I'm not from there.

Re: text;

[brokeassgoing]

hmmmm yeah right